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Commercial that I saw on T.V.:

By taking this, you can get rid of your cold forever!

Side affects may include:
Yellow skin,
yellow eyes,
liver damage,
brain damage,
heart damage,
kidney damage,
nausea,
tiredness,
being hungry,
depression,
change in mood,
not hungry at all,
thoughts of suicide,
short term memory,
rash,
insomniac,
weakness,
brittle bones,
soreness of the muscles,
high fever,
a worse cold,
allergic reaction,
stomach virus,
hemophilia, 
AND basically,
Death
Death
Death
Death
Death
Death
Death
Death

 
So, tired of having colds all of the time? Take this to relieve yourself of it!
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Commercial that I saw on T.V.: By taking this, you can get rid

59 faves · 1 comments · Nov 21, 2012 9:56pm

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Spencer Grace✨* · 1 decade ago
Is it bad that i was considering using it when i saw the "may not feel hungry at all" part.
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