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I shall have 4 children.

My first daughter shall be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, and I shall

have it going on.

My first son shall be named Luke. Then, my husband can say, "Luke, I

am your father."

My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get

something for her, I shall proclaim, "For Narnia!"

And my second son shall be named Sparta. When I introduce him, I

shall announce, "This is Sparta."

nmq- pleasespeaktomyface - nmf

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