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Whenever people obsess over Christmas,

I just sit there like and think to myself,

'That awkward moment when you're muslim.'
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Whenever people obsess over Christmas, I just sit there like

55 faves · 34 comments · Nov 12, 2012 5:43pm

TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie

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MEEman · 1 decade ago
everyone on christmas:MERRRYYY CHRISTMASS me on christmas: HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVEEEEE
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minabearrr · 1 decade ago
AHAAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
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TatortotLuvsYou · 1 decade ago
but you obsess over fictional characters right. RIGHT.
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Soup2434 · 1 decade ago
OMG RIGHT ITS SO AWKS
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
SCREAMING BC THATS ME
ODFIJERNVIJDENICER FKREJNFIEDN
omfg really this is just
so true
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CatsAreFab · 1 decade ago
Lol ikr
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ColourCartridge · 1 decade ago
Haha, I know right. Whenever I have a conversation about christmas with someone it's usually like: "So what are you getting for Christmas?"
"I don't celebrate Christmas..."
"Oh..."
And then they walk away.
It's always a conversation ruin-er, hah.
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Haha same with me except instead there's just like an awkward silence and then I just kind of walk away haha.
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kendiee2 · 1 decade ago
But Santa is soooo amazing!!! Just kidding, he isnt real...
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Wait..WHAT? Why did no one tell me this before!?...Lol JK. Haha my cousin used to always try to convince me that he was real.
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kendiee2 · 1 decade ago
I thought he was to but he might be... Just a big fat guy giving out presents... doesnt sound like a pedo at all.
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Hahaha! Psht no it doesn't. I think I might have saw a santa like that once...he came in a black van ;D Ha, just kidding...maybe :)
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
It's even more awkotaco when you're Jewish.
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh. Awkotaco XD That is an amazing word. And yes, definitely. I feel ya there. :)
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
Ikr! My friend says that. and when I usually get back from brake everyone is like "I got an iPhone!" & I'm like "I got 5 pennies."
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Haha! I'm just like "Erm, well you know I got--uh I got--yeah..uh love your shirt."
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
Same! But in 3rd grade I gave everyone pay-back by telling everyone Santa isn't real.
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BrookieeCookiee · 1 decade ago
I obsess over the movies...it's really sad...but I mean you can still watch the movies and be forever alone. That's all that matters.
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Haha, that a good way of looking at it. But honestly, I do love the spirit of Christmas. How it's all peppy and cheery and merry. I love the movies too! They're so cute haha :)
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WeStandTall* · 1 decade ago
Yup like IDGAF that you got a new phone what is it like your fifth this year? stupid kentuckians haha no offense or anything peoples thta see this juss where i live spoiled mofos i juss shut up get up wa across the room sit on the floor and start rocking back and forth until one of my guy friends picks me up and throws me over his shoulder
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA! I know how you feel. But that applys to the "cool people who are like "OMG, I just got the Iphone 98489 for christmas and I'm like -_- "Niiice."
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WeStandTall* · 1 decade ago
Haaha yup and then you gotta wait for like new years or whatever to get stuff im ahiskali turk thats why but i feel ya
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Haha I got ya. It's kind of annoying, right? When they talk about their presents and you're just like -_- Haha :)
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BabiiPiex3 · 1 decade ago
omg i feel ya i kinda wish we had a holiday where we did what they did on Christmas
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Haha yeah me too. My family put's up a tree every year just for decoration purposes and it mocks me whenever people talk about their presents. :)
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BabiiPiex3 · 1 decade ago
my mom wanted to put up a tree and get presents on new years just for fun but she said people are rude and would talk badly about it
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
That's so stupid. I hate people like that. If I want to put a tree in my living room, I will very well put a tree in my living room!
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BabiiPiex3 · 1 decade ago
yea ik but where i live people talk spread rumors and all of sudden everyone is different around you like i wish everyone would stop talking about others and stop judging
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh, that's so horrible. I really do hate people like that. They need to just shush up and mind their own business. What you do is your business. Gosh, it's like putting a tree during new years is practically the same as joinging the mafia.
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BabiiPiex3 · 1 decade ago
Thank you that's what i say but my mom is like its w/e and right they make it seem like we're committing a crime lol
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Smh. People are idiots. But what are you gonna do? It sucks though :/
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BabiiPiex3 · 1 decade ago
yea hey at least we get to watch the christmas movies and be around all the joy around christmas time
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie · 1 decade ago
Yeah :) That's what I love about christmas! The spirit and happiness of it :)
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BabiiPiex3 · 1 decade ago
Yea and people seem to be genuinely nicer and fun loving
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