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           my brother's friend is getting a dog. he
           wants to get a female dog so when the
           lady at the counter says, "would you like
           a male or female?" he can reply,


      "B*itch, Please!"


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my brother's friend is getting a dog. he wants to get a female

179 faves · Nov 5, 2012 3:41pm

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