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I took I took a lady's order one time. I'll never forget this.
I go like this.. Mam. That'll be $3.75. Please drive around.
And then there's like this long pause and then she goes.
Where do I go? ...Where do you go?!
You follow the one fxcking road you're on to me!
Where do you Ok mam you're gonna go to the Texaco station.
Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast.
You're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank.
He'll take you to the whopper lair. That's where you go.
And you've got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!
Dane Cook! =] ^BK LOUNGE!
I LoVE DAne Cook [he'ss funny] this one is my FaVORiTE
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I took I took a lady's order one time. I'll never forget this.

22 faves · 1 comments · Mar 17, 2009 6:49pm

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softballpunk12 · 1 decade ago
hahaha i love him hes hilarious
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