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kristii

Status: kik me! kristi_monte

Member Since: 8 Mar 2009 08:50pm

Last Seen: 10 Feb 2015 10:07pm

Birthday: February 28

Location: Jersey Shore c:

Gender: F

user id: 69845

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Why hello there, beautiful.
Welcome to my profile! My name is Kristi, and I'm currently 16 years young, going into my Junior year of high school. My relationship status is single, happily! I've played the violin for over 10 years and I also share my talent with children at a local music store. I absolutely love teaching kids. They're all so interesting and want to learn. Anyway, in my spare time I like to read, go on witty, run a few miles, and hang out with my friends. I use music as my escape from reality- I mostly listen to classic rock, like Jimmy Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Boston, etc. My favorite band is Coldplay, which I went to see in concert on August 3rd! My 2nd favorite is The Fray, and I also know every single Beatles song by heart. Sorry ladies, I'm not a very big fan of One Direction or Justin Bieber, but that doesn't mean I ignore all of your posts about them; I respect your opinion on music as long as you respect mine. My other views include that I'm supportive of gay marriage, I think I'm a Democrat but I don't agree with Obama, and I'm pro-choice (no hate, please!). Okay, that's all folks! Check out my quotes, and comment on my profile if you need advice and/or want to talk!















 
  1. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    hey guys, i know i don't post here much
    but i'm on witty alllllll the time, just like you.
    i fall in love carelessly, try to lose weight,
    and love music... just like you.
    something that is probably not like you, however, is that
    i'm right in the middle of hurricane sandy
    in my hometown of brick, new jersey.
    and it's heartbreaking.
    i haven't had electricty since 12:30 on monday, october 29.
    i now have friends who don't have houses
    because they are underwater.
    under. water.
    two of my aunts, who live in different places entirely,
    (fairfield, connecticut and middletown, new jersey)
    both had huge trees crash through their homes,
    threatening both their lives, plus my uncles and cousins.
    the seaside heights boardwalk,
    (yes, like the show 'jersey shore')
    that was 10 minutes from my home,
    where i spent my childhood, is gone.
    i have so many memories there,
    i can't even begin to explain the pain
    that my friends and i feel, to know they will be the last ones.
    new jersey halloween 2012 is cancelled
    and rescheduled to monday,
    which, we all know, won't be the same.
    i haven't had school since friday, october 26,
    and i am not supposed to go back until monday, november 12...
    because the roads that are so flooded,
    and the trees that are in the road,
    mean that busses can't travel anywhere.
    so why am i telling you all this?
    well, for one, i'm feeling sorry for myself.
    i really am.
    i never post on witty to vent, but i need to today.
    but i'm also making this quote because i'm thankful.
    thankful that my family is alive.
    i'm thankful that i still have a home.
    that my friends are okay, despite it all.
    another reason i made this quote,
    (i'm almost done, i swear)
    is to remind everyone how lucky you truly are.
    that even when you think your life sucks,
    it could be worse.
    i know this was an eye-opener for me.
    the last reason is: expect the unexpected.
    at my friend's halloween rave (big party) on saturday,
    you know what we all said?
    "hurricane sandy warnings are so stupid;
    it's probably not even going to rain."
    and boy, were we wrong.

  2. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    the moment when you drop your iPhone on ceramic tile and the screen shatters completely.
    last night...
    fml.

  3. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Plot twist: I don't like One Direction.
    only one...?

  4. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Sometimes life has to get really ugly before it gets pretty.

  5. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    most girls: my favorite 4 letter word is sale
    me: my favorite 4 letter word is food

  6. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    me: i'm cheating on you.
    boyfriend: with who?!
    me: his name is alfredo...
    boyfriend:
    me:
    boyfriend:
    me: ...fettuccine.
    boyfriend: you pasta-tute!

  7. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Anybody want to write a story on Witty that's not about being in love?
    i've yet to find one.
    *not being mean, i read almost all the stories
    on here, but i love to read mysteries and thrillers..
    & i bet there's other girls who like them too!

  8. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    i'm not so sure about you guys, but for me...
    putting on skinny jeans at 6 AM should be a
    sport.

  9. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    "We need to teach our daughters to distinguish between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her, a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her, a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly, a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her, a man who believes he is God's gift to women and a man who remembers that woman was God's gift to man."
    -my mom's facebook friend, lol :)

  10. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 10:40am UTC
    Baby, I wouldn't catch a grenade for you
    ...I would be the one throwing it.

  11. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 1:42pm UTC
    when we have a blizzard
    3% play in it,
    2% stay inside,
    a n d t h e o t h e r 9 5 % m a k e a s t a t u s a b o u t i t .

  12. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 3:17pm UTC
    Boyfriend Prayer
    Heavenly God, full of grace
    Bless me boyfriend's sexy face
    Bless his the hair the way it curls
    Keep him away from other girls
    Bless his little nose and toes
    And keep him safe wherever he goes
    Bless his arms so big and strong
    Help him keep them where they belong
    Bless his eyes that shine like the stars
    And keep his mind on just me and cars
    Bless his body the way it smells
    If my dad finds out he'll give me hell
    I tell you Lord he isn't shy,
    He's got his faults but so do I
    Bless him, Lord, because he's my guy
    saw it somewhere, thought it was cute and changed it a little.
    kinda sloppy. oh well... hope you like(:

  13. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 10:12pm UTC
    what is teenage love?
    It’s staying up late for each other and barely staying awake in class the next day. It’s taking the long way to class just to pass each other in the halls and say hi. Teenage love is watching a movie in the theater and feeling his arm creep on your shoulders. It’s walking around at night with your head on his chest and his arms around your waste. It’s a risk you’re both willing to take, even if it means you’ll be heart broken in the end. It’s not yet true love, it’s teenage love. It’s here to stay, here to play with our hearts, and here to never go away ♥

  14. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    "Are you ok?" Austin, her best friend, hesitantly asks, unsure
    of how to handle something like this. "I'm fine" she lies to him,
    staring at the text her boyfriend sent her. He did it over
    text, really? she says to herself. "Where's the Queen of Hearts?!
    She needs to practice the part when her and the King kiss!" Her
    band teacher yells on the stage. The Queen of Hearts. That's her
    part in the Alice in Wonderland play the 8th grade is performing.
    Even though it kills her to move, she gets up from her
    chair and walks onto the stage, puts on her fake smile, and
    plays the part of a woman who has everything, even though
    the actress herself has just lost her whole world. Right now, as she
    sings the songs and says her lines, she feels far from a
    Queen of Hearts

  15. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    You may not be her first, her last, or her only.
    She's loved before , she may love again .
    But if she lovesxyouxnow, what else matters?
    She's not perfect , you aren't either ;;
    &the two of you may never be perfect together
    but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice,
    &admit to being human and making mistakes,
    hold onto her and give her the most you can.
    She may not be thinking about you every
    second of the day, but she will give you a part of
    her that she knows you can break her heart.
    So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze
    & don't expect more than she can give.
    Smile when she makes you happy ,
    let her know when she makes you mad
    and miss her when she's not there.
    -Bob Marley

  16. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    listen up ladies.
    i've been down the love trip
    once in my life (&currently).
    when he says he loves you ,
    he may think he means it
    but he really doesn't know
    w h a t l o v e r e a l l y i s .
    not saying i do. god, im 13.
    but what i do know ;;
    is that when a boy says he
    - - - > l o v e s m e < - - -
    [( i want him to mean it )]
    or he shouldn't say it at all

  17. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    favorite this if
    you have ever cried in the shower ...
    youhaveeverscreamedinyourpillow ,
    if you have ever had a broken heart.
    mine

  18. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2009 10:30pm UTC
    they've been best friends for as long as they can remember.
    tonight, they're at the movies seeing a movie she picked out.
    but he doesn't mind. as long as he's with her, everything's ok.
    "do you think it's weird to text someone saying good morning?"
    he said, coming back from the concession stand.
    digging in, she replied after a minute or so, "no, why?"
    "i was thinking about doing it... to this girl i like" he said with his mouth full.
    "oh you should totally do it tomorrow" she said, appearing not to care.
    the next morning...
    she's getting ready for school,
    looking extra good to impress some other guy, when she gets a text.
    it's him, her best friend.
    "good morning kristi(:"
    actually happened<3

  19. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 11:05pm UTC
    Tonight, I was home alone.
    It was quite a long while, when my mom texted me saying "U ok?"
    "No, mom, I'm not ok. There are liars, backstabbers, and whores.
    A l l t h e b o y s a r e j e r k s .
    I'm struggling in two of my classes, and I hate it when you and dad
    fight. I'm not sure what to do anymore, mom." What I really said is
    "Im ok. What's for dinner?"
    mine! i worked so hard on this!
    no jocking please! comments(:

  20. kristii kristii
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 2:32pm UTC
    somewhere between all our laughs, stupid little
    fights, long conversations, and all our jokes. . .
    ifellinlove.
    add if you like
    comments! (:credit for edit!

:)

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