*In a ferris wheel thing at
the beach with my brother*
*We start getting up high* (the stupid thing is like a
box!)
Him: *takes his shoes off*
Me: DYLAN NO put them back on you monkey!
Him: *shoves shoe in my face*
Me: Im gonna die.
Him: *starts making the thing rock* YOLO!
Me: NO! DONT
Him: Yolololololo!
Me: Im gonna kick you out of this thing and
youll die and they wont care!
Him: wow my shoe stinks
Me: Youre so GROSS! *starts spraying him with
perfume*
Me: well at least it smells a LITTLE better in
here...
Him: ...*whispers* yolo..
Me: GTFO.
