*today in science talking about John F.
Kennedy
ME: Its kinda cool
because 1 week before John F. died he was with Marilyn Monroe,
and a week before Lincoln died he was in Maryland.
EVERYONE: asdfjklmnop thats so cool
MY TEACHER:
MY TEACHER:
MY TEACHER: You know what?
MY TEACHER: todays my husbands birthday, AND MY
SISTERS BIRTHDAY TOO!
MY TEACHER: *Makes the most sarcastic surprised
face ever
ME: Well,