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BreakAway43

Status: I'm not an akward penguin, everyone else is just a pigeon. lawl what?

Member Since: 3 Mar 2012 01:04pm

Last Seen: 3 Jun 2013 08:13pm

Birthday: May 11

Location: CA

Gender: F

user id: 280278

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 11:16pm UTC

*today in science talking about John F. Kennedy
ME: Its kinda cool because 1 week before John F. died he was with Marilyn Monroe, and a week before Lincoln died he was in Maryland.
EVERYONE: asdfjklmnop thats so cool
MY TEACHER:
MY TEACHER:
MY TEACHER: You know what?
MY TEACHER: todays my husbands birthday, AND MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY TOO!
MY TEACHER: *Makes the most sarcastic surprised face ever
ME: Well,

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Saying a boy likes me is like saying that everyone on witty is socially acceptable.
Exactly.
(no offense, guys c;)

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 10:07pm UTC

2012:
Make me a sandwich, bro
1950:
Go fry me some chicken, women
credit to breakaway43

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 9:25pm UTC

the awkward moment,
when your best friend asks you who you like,
And the next day,
she announces the news that she got a new boyfriend.
Woops, its the guy I liked!

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BreakAway43
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October 9, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Who else remembers,
I see London! I see France! I can see your underpants!

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BreakAway43
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September 24, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Friend: How far have you gotten with a boy?
Me: Well my dog licked my face once, does that count?
Friend: What
Me: What

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BreakAway43
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September 23, 2012 8:22pm UTC

And who else agrees,
Cinderella looked beautiful before
her makeover?
my quote/ credit to breakaway43

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BreakAway43
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September 22, 2012 12:04am UTC

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BreakAway43
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September 9, 2012 6:25pm UTC

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Heres to Josh,
For looking for the lost baby in a lamp ♥
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BreakAway43
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 4:54pm UTC

In the locker room
random girl: Crap forgot my bra
me:
coach:
gym class:
internet:
world:
katniss:
peeta:
me: How do you forget to wear a bra at your age.

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC

The most beautiful, inspirational quotes,
gets 2 favorites.
A quote about taking a shower makes top quote.
HOW.

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 12:13am UTC

*Logged into new witty*
me:
me:
me:
me: I have never been more confused.

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July 11, 2012 6:28pm UTC

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BreakAway43
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July 5, 2012 3:35am UTC

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Quote credit to Breakaway43

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:54am UTC

<<You know what?>>
Don't try and push me out of this group.
Three's a croud and i'm always the one getting pushed out, and personally, I'm sick of it. You and I get in a fight? Good thing i'm the third wheel and you two have eachother. We are suppose to be three best friends. But personally, this is a new year, a new start, and for me, a new social group.
<<You two have fun with eachother, because i'm gone>>

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 2:13am UTC

Violets are purple,
Roses can be white.
You think i'm wrong?
B/tch, Wanna fight?

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BreakAway43
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:55am UTC

I'm going to put no effort in making this quote "Pretty" because that is the LEAST of my problems. Can anyone talk? Please?

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BreakAway43
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July 3, 2012 7:06pm UTC

So, in order to be a 90's kid, I must:
Be born from 1990-1996 or whatever
Quote Drake and Josh randomly
Love the Amanda Show and still watch it
Have loved the Rainbow sheet cover for P.E
Remembered evey character from Hey Arnold!
Be able to rap the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
I'm a 90's kid. But I don't have to do all of the above.

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July 3, 2012 3:20pm UTC

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BreakAway43
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July 2, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Faving your own status
is like high-fiving yourself.
IN PUBLIC.

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