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    Husband: Hey honey, watch this!  *breaks car window*

    Wife: WTF are you doing?!?

    Husband: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

    Wife: We have Geico dumba**!!


 



Now admit it you didn't read " Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!" you sang it:)
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Husband: Hey honey, watch this! *breaks car window* Wife: WTF

32 faves · Oct 17, 2012 11:24pm

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