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skippy9871

Status: Me on the left and Casey on the Right

Member Since: 22 Sep 2011 10:54am

Last Seen: 12 May 2017 01:01pm

Birthday: October 1

Location: Ute, Iowa

Gender: F

user id: 220162

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Hello Beautiful<3

                                           
         


  Hello there. My name is Mandy and I am 14 years old. I love to playing sports (softball, volleyball, basketball, and track), to hang out with my friends, (Jenna, Casey, Taya), watch crime shows,  old movies, hot chocolate, holidays, clothes, do, talking, and my family. When I grow up I reall want to  be a Forensic Scentist.That is all that comes to mind If you have anymore questions just comment on my profile. 

 

   



 


  

 

  1. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    i'm not saying i "hate" you but
    I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, bafefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a bieber concert.
    nmf

  2. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    That terrifying moment when your cat enters your room, stares at something you can't see
    and then runs away in panic.

  3. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Husband: Hey honey, watch this! *breaks car window*
    Wife: WTF are you doing?!?
    Husband: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
    Wife: We have Geico dumba**!!
    Now admit it you didn't read " Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!" you sang it:)

  4. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    I just ran my first marathon this morning
    Just Kidding...
    I'm on my third cupcake
    nmf

  5. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 10:48am UTC
    nmf
    W h e n e v e r y o u f e e l w o r t h l e s s
    Remember
    Y o u w e r e o n c e t h e q u i c k e s t s p e r m c e l l

  6. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Live for what tomorrow
    has to offer and not what yesterday has
    taken away
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that realizes that every disney channel actress becomes a singer:)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:59am UTC
    The freshman child
    So sweet and coy
    Is secretly in love
    With the sophomore boy
    The sophomore boy
    With his head in a whirl
    Is desperately in love
    With the junior girl
    The junior girl
    In her sleek black sedan
    Is madly in love
    With the senior man
    The senior man
    So dashingly wild
    Is secretly in love
    With the freshman child

    nmf/nmq, but i love it:)
    Format by: mwittym

  9. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    guy: Your pretty:)
    me: Thanks...
    guy: I wish there was something between us...
    me: Me too
    guy: Really? Like what:)?
    me: a brick wall....

  10. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Admit It
    When you were younger , and at a friend's house and your parent came to
    pick you up, you always thought "O crap....HIDE!!"
    nmf

  11. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    His eyes put the stars to shame
    <3
    Format by twilightgirl995

  12. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Yo momma's so fat she walked past the t.v. and i missed the first season of Lost
    nmf

  13. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself
    everyone can see it, but only you can get the warm feeling it brings
    nmf

  14. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I love casebase99
    With all my Heart ♥

  15. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    When you are on an airplane
    and there is always that screaming child you want to throw out the window
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    The awkward moment when . . . .
    you are like o crap i lost my phone..then realize its in your hand
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 12:53am UTC
    If you put your finger in
    your ear and itch, it sounds like a pac-man game:)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Why I dont look out the window at night
    5%
    im afraid of the dark
    the other 95%
    im afraid I might see a face look
    back at me
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    nmq

  19. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Dudee that party was so wicked
    You were drunk out of your mind
    I was not drunk!!
    Dude you were cutting pinapples and yelling *SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE*
    Holy crap I was drunk
    nmf

  20. skippy9871 skippy9871
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    i am not fat..........God loves me sooo much he...... decided to super size me
    :D
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    not my quote-tumblr

:)

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