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Sister: I must be really strong then.
Me: No, just don't want you to drop it by fighting over it.
Me: Cops don't go shooting in the building of a hostage situation.
Me: They have to be careful of things in danger. They can't just be like "sorry ma'am, we shot your baby... but in all fairness, we shot your captor too, so just think of it as your baby taking one for the team."
Me: In this case, shooting a baby is a symbol of you dropping my food by trying to get it from you.
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Sister: I must be really strong then. Me: No, just don't want

2 faves · 12 comments · Oct 16, 2012 8:46am

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Dishonored* · 1 decade ago
A- you , I can do what ever I want. B- I'm on my phone, what the h/ll do you want me to do about not being able to read it? C- If you can't read it then pull up your pampers and go away.
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judgingyou · 1 decade ago
That doesn't make sense. Pull up what pampers?
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Dishonored* · 1 decade ago
Pampers are a brand of diapers, so I was saying pull up your diaper and go away. Meaning if you're going to be such a baby about the quote (specifically, the format) then don't comment and just go to a different quote.
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judgingyou · 1 decade ago
I'm not being a baby, I'm simply pointing something out.
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Dishonored* · 1 decade ago
Well, then I apologize for calling you a baby, it just seemed rather rudely put and at the time I was not in the mood to deal with it.
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judgingyou · 1 decade ago
I accept your apology. Have a nice day.
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samicrab · 1 decade ago
love the last one.......... lol xx
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judgingyou · 1 decade ago
No one can read this, stop.
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
why does that matter? if it's something people want to read they can go put it in Add A Quote and make it bigger themselves...
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judgingyou · 1 decade ago
Why would you make someone else's life harder, when it's quite easy to adjust the font?
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Dishonored* · 1 decade ago
First off, it was an already made format I used, I could read it fine and I didn't know it turned out that small. Secondly, I was on my phone when I made it therefore I was on the mobile site. The words were clearly seen in the preview so I had no way to know they were actually that small. I wasn't intentionally making "someone's life harder." I was making a quote with a format that seemed big enough on my phone to read...
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judgingyou · 1 decade ago
Okay, thank you for explaining. I understand what happened now.
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