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I hate it when
I go to a restaurant
and they ask
"Would you like a table?"
"No ,I want the floor,"



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28 faves · 3 comments · Oct 2, 2012 3:20pm

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BreatheSavanah · 1 decade ago
LOL . THIS MADE MY WHOLE DAY(:
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
Carpet for 2 please
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Fizzy_Monster · 1 decade ago
Loool!
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