Conversation between boy & PDHPE teacher @ School


Teacher: So it is important to wahs yourself in the shower. You know, get the soap and ACTUALLY wash yourself.
Boy: But just getting in the shower is technically washing yourself, right?
Teacher: Not really. Use soap. Same as hair.
Boy: What? Use soap to wash your hair?
Teacher: No, wash your hair everyday or two days with shampoo and conditioner.
Boy 2: Casey doesn't even wash his hair.
Class: O_O
Teacher: Casey?
Boy: I do! I get in the shower and wash my hair. I just don't use shampoo.
Teacher: Then you aren't actually washing your hair.
Boy: But, technically I am.
Teacher: No you aren't. When was the last time you actually wash your hair? With shampoo?
Boy: About... two or three months ago.
Class: *Starts laughing and 'ewwing'*
Teacher: Let me feel your hair.
Boy: Okay.
Teacher: *Feels boy's hair* Gross! It's like straw!
Boy: No it isn't!
Teacher: What do you do when your mum tells you to have a shower?
Boy: I say, "What is this shower you speak of?"
Teacher: *Shakes head and walks away*


My class is so weird. :P

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