Dumbledore: Welcome back to
another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually
don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like
a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes
up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that
just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's
have some pumpkin juice
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Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts! Dumbledore:
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Sep 8, 2012 2:57pm
EmmaEarmuffs · 1 decade ago
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Hmm I suppose that's why my mum hid my hogwarts acceptance letter from me :l..