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Liam getting married

Preacher: We have gathered here today...
Liam: *Takes out laptop*
Liam: Twitcam!
Liam: Hi everyone! Danielle, wave to the camera!
Danielle: Liam, not now.
Liam: Look how pretty everyone looks! *Moves laptop around*
Preacher: Um... Yeah... Anyways...
Liam: Look at my light up toothbrush!
Preacher: Okay, Liam put that away.
Liam: NEVER
Liam: OMG im so sorry
Liam: My anger got the best of me
Liam: Here, take the toothbrush
Liam: Just kidding, don't take the toothbrush.
Liam: Anything but the toothbrush
Danielle: *facepalms*

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