Me at freshman orentation:

Oh my god, who the hell cares?
I want to shoot everybody in this room.
Eww, her?
Well, no hot boys.
I can't wait until I graduate.
Why are you making a speech about life, it's just school.
You're telling me to sit. What am I, a dog?
I hate you. And you. And you. And I really hate you.
What the hell is this?
Never touch me.
Oh my god, I so don't care.
I should've brought my dad's missle gun.
I know where the office is. I don't need to know anything else
I want to kill myself right now.
This is serisouly the gayest thing ever.
Why am I here?
I hate this!
You're boring me.
When can I go home?
I just wasted 5 hours of my life for nothing.