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my kids: mommy, how did you know that

you and daddy were meant to be?



me:well kids, you see, we were-


band member:I got this one honey.

See kids, it all started at one of my concerts. I was

signing autographs and it was her turn. I thought i was

signing a picture but it was a marriage agreement.


my kids:uhhh..


me:.....



band member:and they all lived

happily ever after. TIME FOR BED!



lol MINE.
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my kids: mommy, how did you know that you and daddy were meant

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