10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject
unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air
conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way
that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of
crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a
dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't
changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't
marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed
to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world
needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid
single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted
to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
shopperchick33 · 1 decade ago
Love how people are taking this seriously-honestly, some of these should be used in court in favor of gay marriage, but some idiots wouldn't understand the humor/sarcasm.
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