Wife: Honey, can you help me with
the garden?
Husband: Do I look
like a gardener?
Wife: Honey, the
toilet is broken!
Husband: Do I look
like a plumber?
Later the husband
went out for lunch. & when he came back everything was
fixed.
Husband: Did you fix
all of this?
Wife: No, the
neighbor's son did. He said I had to make him a burger or
sleep with him.
Husband: You made him
a burger right?
Wife: Do I look like
Burger King?
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the garden? Husband: Do I look
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