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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow 
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  1. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    "Hey, Come with me to the store."
    "No."
    "I'll buy you something."
    "Ok"

  2. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    But even the sun sets in paradise

  3. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    The star of a football team has a blind dad
    who always comes to his games, even though
    he can't see his son play. Well, one day he gets very sick
    and dies before the night of his big game. The team is expecting
    him to slack off, mourning the death of his dad. But he played the
    best game he ever had, making the winning touchdown and many amazing
    plays. The coach is amazed, and he has to ask, "How did you play so well,
    even after your own father has passed away?" He looks at his coach and he says,
    "This is the first time my dad has ever seen me play."

  4. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Me: Mom, can I get $500?
    Mom: Are you crazy?! Do you think money grows on trees?
    Me: What is money made of
    Mom: Paper.
    Me: Where does paper come from?
    Mom: Trees -_-

  5. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when you realize your chewing on a used pen & you're likeoh 0.o

  6. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    That Akward Momentwhen you take a shower in the middle of the dayand don't know whether to put on normal clothes or pajamas.

  7. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
    ~Forest Gump

  8. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    ILOVEYOU____________I say it with no spaces because nothing will get in between us. I say it with no periods because there is no end for us.I say it all capitalized because I like to make a point that I love you and only you.♥

  9. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Don't say you'll miss mewhen it's your faultI'm gone. ~ Drake

  10. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    If I had to choose between you and the world?I'd choose you and I would still get both.Because well, you are my world.

  11. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Here's to the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair.Who don't like the way they are.Who don't get all the guys. Who'd rather spend a day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of baggy t-shirts. Who aren't "popular", but feel like it with their friends. Who don't get everything they want. Who have to earn their own money.Who don't have a guy to tell them they're beautiful. Who feel ugly next to their friends. Here's to you. You are beautiful.

  12. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:16am UTC
    I hate how you're always gonna be a part of me.
    Somehow a part of my thoughts.
    Somehow a part of my heart.
    Somehow a part of my feelings.
    Somehow a part of the way I act.
    You're always gonna be a part of me.

  13. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:08am UTC
    "Letting go is the hardest part. But if you don't let go of the past, you'll never know what the future holds." ♥~ Niall Horon

  14. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    The Butterfly Project:
    1. When you feel like you want to cut, take a marker, pen, or sharpies & draw a butterfly on your arm or hand.
    2. Name the butterfly after a loved one, or someone that really wants you to get better.
    3. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. NO scrubbing it off.
    4. If you cut before the butterfly is gone, you've killed it. If you don't cut, it lives.
    5. If you have more than one butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
    6. Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special. Take good care of them.
    7. Even if you don't cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. If you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts or is suffering right now, & tell them.
    It could help.

  15. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    I'm afraid that one day, you'll get
    bored of me. That I won't be as
    attractive to you, my personality
    won't be as interesting, flirting with
    me won't be as fun, spending time
    with me won't be as special, you'll
    have less to say when we talk, you
    won't touch me like you want me.
    There won't be anything new about
    me that will surprise you, & then
    you'll start to look for someone to
    replace me. </3

  16. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Friend: "What's a good movie?"
    Me: "Snakes on a Plane."
    Friend: "What's it about?"
    Me: "Horses...horses on a boat."

  17. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    If you love someone, tell them because love
    is often broken by words left unspoken.

  18. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Wife: Honey, can you help me with the garden?
    Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
    Wife: Honey, the toilet is broken!
    Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
    Later the husband went out for lunch. & when he came back everything was fixed.
    Husband: Did you fix all of this?
    Wife: No, the neighbor's son did. He said I had to make him a burger or sleep with him.
    Husband: You made him a burger right?
    Wife: Do I look like Burger King?

  19. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    "You're cute when you're mad."
    "Yeah well I'm about to get real f****** adorable."

  20. one_direction_143 one_direction_143
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    "No I'm not lucky, I'm
    blessed yes."
    ~ Nicki Minaj

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