to girls when i have a
boyfriend:
me: don't look at him
me: don't
touch him
me: don't add
him on facebook
me: don't like
all of his pictures
me: don't text
him
random girl: *texts him*
me:
you have 10 seconds to
run
girl:
me:
me: don't
chill with him
me: don't try to be his
bestfriend
girl: *tells him he's the best friend she
could have*
me:
do you even know what you're
doing
girl:
me:
don't hug him
me:
don't smile or wink at
him
me: Lastly, don't even think about
him, because he's mine.
random s/ut: *does all of the above
me: you can run, s/ut, but you can't
hide.
