To Mantain A Healthy
Level Of Insanity

1. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
   ask If They Want Fries with that.
2. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana".
3. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
4. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
5. Sing Along At The Opera
6. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You have a Headache.
7. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
8. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

And The Final Waay To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
 GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.