Me:I'm hungry!
Master of Good: Shut up so I can finish the plan. O.K. Blah balh blah....
Me: Why not you shut up!
Me:*leaves room*
Me:*Sits down on rock*

5 seconds later....

Darkness:Come to the Dark side.......
Me:Why?
Darkness: Umm..... we have loads of tasty chocolate COOKIES!
Me:
Darkness:
Me:
Darkness:
Me: Take me to your leader.

Another 5 seconds later...
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Master of Bad: Hey.
Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!
Master of Bad: Sorry, one of my monsters ate them.
Me: WHO???
Master of Bad: The Cookie monster.
Me: -____-
Master of bad: We have this though.
Master of Bad:*gives cookie*
Me: Thanks
Me: Wait ! this is an oatmeal raisin cookie!
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