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Stop calling yourself sexy.
the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.





 

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Stop calling yourself sexy. the only thing you can turn on is

741 faves · 2 comments · Jun 6, 2012 7:08pm

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LOLkim · 1 decade ago
i turn on the radio ;)
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rshrao5 · 1 decade ago
t.v.?
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