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Friend: You fail!!
Me: Like your dad's condom.

Friend: More like your mom's abortion!

Me: ... -_-



 

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Friend: You fail!! Me: Like your dad's condom. Friend: More

21 faves · 1 comments · Jun 2, 2012 1:20pm

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ThisIsTheRealKeeleyShae · 1 decade ago
me and my best friend taylor and my boyfriend say this all the time!
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