Me: Yay, I'm going out on a date with my crush
today.
Hair: I'm so frizzy today.
Clothes: You look fat today.
Legs: I'm going to grow a massive amount of
hair in the time of 30 seconds.
Face: Blackheads, spots, zits, whatever you want. Its all
on me.
Mirror: LOL are you really going out looking like
that?
Me: FML.
