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beliebersteenquotes

Status: im a potato.

Member Since: 18 Feb 2012 03:32pm

Last Seen: 17 Mar 2013 07:50pm

Location: england

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  1. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you think that an advert is actually a witty quote.

  2. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    What my friends think I do on the computer:
    Go on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Tumblr.
    What my parents think I do on the computer:
    Revise, Research, Calculate 1489032 divided by 7049.
    What I actually do on the computer:
    Sit on Witty like a sad potato making quotes.

  3. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    and who else
    favourites their own quotes on witty?

  4. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Whenever I hear a summer song in the car on the Radio,
    I open the window and pretend I'm driving to the Beach.

  5. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    At a restuarant with my sister.
    Me: You go and ask.
    Sister: No you go and ask!
    Me: No you!
    Sister: Please I'm too shy!
    Me: It wasn't me that said I wanted some!
    Sister: *Sighs* Can we have some ketchup please?

  6. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Your pants, are disturbing me.
    Take them off.

  7. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    *at midnight*
    friend: hey, lets have an all nighter! :D
    me: no, im tired, leave me alone.
    *30 minutes later*
    -phone beeps-
    -wakes up and checks phone-
    friend: k
    me: FUUUUUUUUU.
    nmq/mf

  8. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    how to be a hipster
    in 10 steps:
    1. when you take a picture of yourself, do illuminati triangle signs that make you look socially awkward.
    2. wear oversized hoodies with cool sayings on.
    3. use hipster in every one of your website usernames. (hipst3r, nutellahipster, justyouraveragehipster)
    4. wear black hipster sunglasses that are so big they make you look like alvin the chipmunk wearing 3D glasses.
    5. call yourself a hipster.
    6. bribe people into doing things. example: "follow me on witty for a cookie."
    7. be obsessed with nutella even if you don't like it.
    8. think the cookie monster is cool.
    9. say the randomest things thinking you're the funniest person in the world.
    10. dye your hair multicoloured.
    well done, now you're a hipster.
    correct me with anything if im wrong.
    mq/mf

  9. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:57pm UTC
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  10. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Today I saw a downsyndrome girl crying with her boyfriend in the park.
    Her boyfriend's friends were in a group behind them.
    He asked her why she was so sad.
    She said that all his friends were normal, and that they wouldn't understand.
    Her boyfriend didn't have downsyndrome.
    He gave her a warm hug, held her hand and said,
    'You don't need to worry about anything,
    you are the most beautiful girl I have ever met in my life.'

    mq

  11. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:56am UTC
    2000: Let's have a fight.
    2012: COME AT ME BRO. *Ninja kick*
    Ah. How the world has matured.

  12. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:56am UTC
    I want my crush to
    tell me im the most special person in the world.
    hold me when things get tough.
    catch every tear.
    give me his coat when its raining.
    sit on the grass at night with me and watch the stars.
    but over all this, the only thing i really want him to do...
    is love me.
    mq/mf

  13. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Me: Yay, I'm going out on a date with my crush today.
    Hair: I'm so frizzy today.
    Clothes: You look fat today.
    Legs: I'm going to grow a massive amount of hair in the time of 30 seconds.
    Face: Blackheads, spots, zits, whatever you want. Its all on me.
    Mirror: LOL are you really going out looking like that?
    Me: FML.

  14. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Trust me, i'll always be there when you need me
    even though i'm far away, we'll never be apart. ♥
    {not my format, my quote.♥}

  15. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:34pm UTC
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  16. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Listen, it's not that I hate you...It's just that I very much dislike you with a passion.

  17. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:19pm UTC
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  18. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:09pm UTC
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  19. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
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  20. beliebersteenquotes beliebersteenquotes
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    the awkward moment when you get
    a really sweet text and you're like...
    how on earth am I supposed to reply
    to this.

:)

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