DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE THINGS LIKE
"BOYS ARE LIKE PHONES WITH NO SERVICE. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH PHONES WITH NO SERVICE? YOU PLAY GAMES."
LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU GUYS THAT GO ALONG WITH THOSE THINGS SOMETHING:
BOYS ARE NOT LIKE PHONES. IF THEY WERE, I COULD CALL MY NAN UP IN UKRAINE WITH THEM
BOYS ARE JUST AS GOOD AS GIRLS AT EVERYTHING - AND I'M A GIRL!
BOYS ARE HUMANS. BOYS ARE PEOPLE AND BOYS PROBABLY HAVE MORE THINGS IN COMMON WITH ME THAN ANY GIRL I KNOW
I'M NOT A TRANSGENDER, OR BI, OR A LESBIAN OR ANYTHING - NO
BUT ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT BOYS ARE DEFINITELY MORE LIKE
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XBOX
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YOU PLAY WITH THEM TO HAVE FUN - NOT BECAUSE THE INTERNET CONNECTION IS DOWN
YOU CAN TALK TO FRIENDS THROUGH THEM
YOU HAVE LAUGHS WITH THEM
AND IF THEY BREAK ON YOU, YOU EITHER FIX THEM BACK UP AGAIN OR TAKE A BREAK AND SEND THEM TO A REPAIR SHOP
AND YOU DON'T NEED SERVICE TO HAVE FUN WITH THEM
PEOPLE THAT PLAY GAMES ON PHONES WITH NO SERVICE
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JUST DIDN'T CHECK TO SEE IF THE WI - FI WAS ON, HAVE NO IMAGINATION
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OR JUST DIDN'T LOOK AT THE OTHER FEATURES OF THE PHONE
THAT WAS PROBABLY TOO EXPENSIVE FOR THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE


I GOTTA GO NOW - I GOT A PHONE CALL TO PICK