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Blu_Chan

1. Blu_Chan
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 3:41pm UTC
   Don't let things get to you ... once they do, they'll never leave.
   
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2. Blu_Chan
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   July 15, 2012 1:13pm UTC
   No matter how happy I am, there's always a gap in my life that can never be filled ...
   
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3. Blu_Chan
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   Me and my thoughts at the hospital
   me: ... Why did I have to come?!
   me: I really don't want to be here.
   me: I'm telling you mum, it will be nothing!
   me: It'll be nothing.
   me:
   me:
   me: God, where is that doctor?!
   me: Hellooo ...
   me: Oh! Antibacterial hand gel!
   me: *pours it on my hand*
   me: *rubbing in*
   me:
   me:
   me: What am I doing again?
   me: I wonder what that person's problem is ...
   me: There goes my valentine again! Soaked in red for what she said and now she's GOOONE! OH MY GOD HAVE I DONE IT AGAAAIIIN?!
   me: I wonder if I can listen to music until the doctor gets back ...
   me:
   me:
   me: My phone is dead ...
   me: Great! Now I have to take a urine sample ...
   me: I don't need to pee though ...
   me:
   me:
   me: Here it comes ....
   me:
   me:
   me: Nope.
   me:
   me:
   me: I hated that.
   me: LIKE HELL I'M TAKING OFF MY SHIRT!
   me: I DON'T KNOW YOU WOMAN!
   me: What's your name?
   me: Address?!
   me: Where's your degree woman?!
   me: What the hell is that?
   me:
   me: A stethoscope? A whatta - what?!
   me: Don't touch that there!
   me: No, you may NOT do that thank you very much.
   me: Remain calm?! How can I when you have a flippin' stethoscope touching me everywhere?!
   me: I'm glad that's over.
   me:
   me:
   me: What's this paper?
   me:
   me:
   me:
   me:
   me: I'M NOT GOING BACK! FRIG YOU!!!
   
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4. Blu_Chan
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   July 7, 2012 3:00pm UTC
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5. Blu_Chan
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   July 7, 2012 2:15pm UTC
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6. Blu_Chan
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   July 7, 2012 2:08pm UTC
   My teachers say they don't listen to rap music
   You can tell they're lying because they try to beat Busta Rhymes all the time in class
   
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7. Blu_Chan
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   YOU KNOW YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE WHEN ...You're looking through Facebook and seeing the conversations your friends have with other friends and boys ...And looking at your profile only seeing "lol" pictures and posts that you posted on other people's pages either asking for last minute homework or something you think is funny ...
   
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8. Blu_Chan
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   May 13, 2012 1:05pm UTC
   ... DID YOU KNOW ...
   That you burn more calories eating celery than it contains (the more you eat the thinner you become)
   
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9. Blu_Chan
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   May 13, 2012 1:02pm UTC
   ... DID YOU KNOW ...
   Cats spend 66% of their life asleep
   
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10. Blu_Chan
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:36am UTC
    ... DID YOU KNOW ...
    When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!
    
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11. Blu_Chan
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU FEEL SO LEFT OUT AS YOU SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AROUND YOU CHAT TO BOYS ON BBM
    ...
    BUT THE THING IS, YOU EITHER HATE BLACKBERRY AND DON'T HAVE ONE OR JUST DON'T HAVE ONE
    
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12. Blu_Chan
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE THINGS LIKE
    "BOYS ARE LIKE PHONES WITH NO SERVICE. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH PHONES WITH NO SERVICE? YOU PLAY GAMES."
    LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU GUYS THAT GO ALONG WITH THOSE THINGS SOMETHING:
    BOYS ARE NOT LIKE PHONES. IF THEY WERE, I COULD CALL MY NAN UP IN UKRAINE WITH THEM
    BOYS ARE JUST AS GOOD AS GIRLS AT EVERYTHING - AND I'M A GIRL!
    BOYS ARE HUMANS. BOYS ARE PEOPLE AND BOYS PROBABLY HAVE MORE THINGS IN COMMON WITH ME THAN ANY GIRL I KNOW
    I'M NOT A TRANSGENDER, OR BI, OR A LESBIAN OR ANYTHING - NO
    BUT ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT BOYS ARE DEFINITELY MORE LIKE
    ...
    XBOX
    ...
    YOU PLAY WITH THEM TO HAVE FUN - NOT BECAUSE THE INTERNET CONNECTION IS DOWN
    YOU CAN TALK TO FRIENDS THROUGH THEM
    YOU HAVE LAUGHS WITH THEM
    AND IF THEY BREAK ON YOU, YOU EITHER FIX THEM BACK UP AGAIN OR TAKE A BREAK AND SEND THEM TO A REPAIR SHOP
    AND YOU DON'T NEED SERVICE TO HAVE FUN WITH THEM
    PEOPLE THAT PLAY GAMES ON PHONES WITH NO SERVICE
    ...
    JUST DIDN'T CHECK TO SEE IF THE WI - FI WAS ON, HAVE NO IMAGINATION
    ...
    OR JUST DIDN'T LOOK AT THE OTHER FEATURES OF THE PHONE
    THAT WAS PROBABLY TOO EXPENSIVE FOR THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE
    I GOTTA GO NOW - I GOT A PHONE CALL TO PICK
    
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13. Blu_Chan
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    FRIEND: *LISTENING TO SONG*
    ME: THAT BY ______? SOUNDS TERRIBLE . HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT POO? *MENTIONS ARTIST I HATE*
    FRIEND: YEAH.
    ME: I KNEW IT. CAN'T BE ANYONE I LIKE IF IT'S THAT NASTY.
    A FEW MINUTES LATER ...
    ME: *LISTENING TO THE SONG*
    
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14. Blu_Chan
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    May 11, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    The moment of "I'm an idiot" when you're typing a quote and see theTry our new editor (you'll lose your quote) sign, but click it anyway and scold when you lose your quote.
    
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15. Blu_Chan
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    May 11, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    WHEN THE WORLD IS ENDING AND ALL IS CRUMBLING AROUND YOU
    ...
    I'LL BE THERE BY YOUR SIDE
    ...
    AS THE WORLD STOPS SPINNING
    UNTILL THE COLLIDING ENDS
    AND THE MIST COMES TO COVER
    ALL THAT HAS BEEN RUINED
    ...
    WHEN THE WORLD BEGINS AGAIN AND ALL IS AWAKENING AROUND YOU
    ...
    I'LL BE THERE BY YOUR SIDE
    ...
    WHEN THE WORLD STARTS SPINNING
    UNTIL THE SEA CALMS
    ...
    I WILL EMBRACE ALL THAT IS OURS AND I WILL SAY
    ...
    "THE PAST IS THE PAST AND THE FUTURE IS THE PRESENT. THIS IS THE PRESENT I GIVE UNTO YOU."
    ...
    AND THE FLOWERS WILL BLOOM
    THE CHILDREN WILL LAUGH
    AND I'LL BE BY YOUR SIDE
    ...
    FOREVER MORE
    
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