When sitting next to your crush in class, never.....

- Be totally silent, like an awkward pengin, it is not mysterious.... just kinda odd.

- Try to sexy laugh at all his jokes, you don't seem cool just geeky and needy.

- Chew on a pen that may or may not leek, your lips could possably turn blue

- Draw emo pictures, you look like a freak

Theese situations have been thouroughly tested by a professional, (yours truely) do not try it at home!