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AmeliaSparkles

1. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   When your name pops up in a math problem and everyone stares
   And your like...
   "WELL IT'S NOT ACTUALLY ME IS IT!"
   Thanks sir...
   
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2. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 4:56pm UTC
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3. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC
   ...This Quote...
   ...is not about One Directon...
   ...or The Hunger Games...
   ...or Suicide...
   ...or Relationships...
   ...or even Cancer...
   NO!
   This quote is about Pengins!
   BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES PENGUINS!
   Fave if you love penguins....
   [Credit to Penguins]
   
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4. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   Imagen being a potato at a chip factory......
   It must be bloody scary!
   
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5. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC
   This Quote Does Not Exist...
   This Quote Was Never Here...
   This Quote Is A Fragment Of Your Imagenation...
   Shhh......
   You Know Nothing........
   
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6. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   I have such a short attention span...
   Harriet: I really need to talk to you....
   Me:
   Harriet: Its...... its er sirious....
   Me:
   Harriet:
   Me: You know, we should hijack a hot-dog cart!
   
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7. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   I wonder....
   How do cops on bikes arest people?
   Get in the basket! Just get in
   the f*cking basket!
   
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8. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   Wake me up at 6:59, I am not responsilbe for your injouries. 'kay?
   
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9. AmeliaSparkles
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 3:41pm UTC
   Please click on me [AmeliaSparkles] and check out all my other quotes :D
   
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10. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    It don't matter how old you are or how cool you are,
    Whne hanging out with a todler It's impossable not to do the voice!
    You Know I'm right....
    
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11. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Okay, to most people this is just adverage but to me its great!
    Within an hour, I got over 50 notifications! YAY!
    THANK YOU!
    
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12. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you casually try to fix your hair and your fingers end up stuck.
    ...Not a good luck...
    
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13. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Oh! So you wanna argue?
    BRING IT!
    I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON!
    
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14. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    (: God! I use way to many smily faces :)
    :)
    
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15. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Oh! Don't you text fight me
    Seriously? WANNA MESS
    Well I is gonna use a full stop.
    Take that sista!
    When that is actually what you think.
    
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16. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    When your in an arugument,
    And you start to loose,
    Correct their grammer.
    Works every time.
    
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17. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Why hello subsitute teacher,
    Goodbye normal seats.
    
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18. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    LOL
    That risky trip out of the shower, across the hall and into your bedroom.
    
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19. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Me shopping with my mom....
    me: Urgh! so bored....
    me: Mom?
    me: Cr*p!
    me: Wheres my mommy?!
    me: OH GOD!
    me: Act cool....
    me: ACT COOL!
    
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20. AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    ...................................................................
    That moment of fame you get when
    Your name pops up in a story
    Or a maths problem,
    Everyone looks
    and your like
    Oh yeah!
    .......
    
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