Today I was sitting in class working with my group and the really quiet girl starts talking me

Her: you know every holiday is like a pedo
Me: what?
Her: well Santa watches you when you sleep and he knows when you're awake. He's old and has a beard.
Her: the Easter bunny is basically bribing you with chocolate eggs to like him, he might as well be saying 'get in the sack.'
Her: Halloween is like Easter's cousin. The only day acceptable to take lollies from strangers and basically go into their houses.