Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

PinkyRose

Status:

Member Since: 28 Sep 2011 09:01am

Last Seen: 21 Jun 2012 06:10am

user id: 221899

41 Quotes
1,429 Favorites
17 Following
25 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

Hi, I'm Lily :)
  1. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:18am UTC
    Me: *gets cat for my birthday* aww
    Me: *cat scratches me* YOU F*CKING CAT AHH I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR
    Dad: Do not speak like that to the cat! She's only playing!
    Dad: *cat scratches him* JESUS F*CKING CHRIST OMG, WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING THESE ANIMALS??? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR A CAT??
    Me: I wanted a TV.

  2. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Wake up in the morning feeling like a hipster
    Put on my glasses and my plaid shirt, I'm gonna check my flickr
    Before I leave grab my triangle and my camera bag
    When I leave for the forest I ain't comin' back
    I'm taking dreamy vintages photos
    Wearing indie clothes clothes
    Sarcasm blowing up our convos
    Drop toppin' playing our favourite playlists
    Bad grammar getting us really p!ssed p!ssed
    Trying to get it on the recommended blogs list
    Don't stop make it pop, hang your dreamcatcher up
    Tonight I'ma fight anons till sunlight
    Tik tok on the clock but the reblogging never stops no
    oh oh oh no, oh oh oh no
    We must k!ll them before they reproduce.
    tumblr

  3. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:20am UTC
    Relatable:
    trying not to fall asleep because you're expecting a text

  4. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:16am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:13am UTC
    Dear boys,
    Texting a girl good morning beautiful
    will change her attitude for the whole day
    Sincerely girls

  6. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:04am UTC
    Fish are swimming in water
    So we are swimming in air
    But fish blow air bubbles..
    So why aren't we blowing water bubbles?
    curious.

  7. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:02am UTC
    Today I was sitting in class working with my group and the really quiet girl starts talking me
    Her: you know every holiday is like a pedo
    Me: what?
    Her: well Santa watches you when you sleep and he knows when you're awake. He's old and has a beard.
    Her: the Easter bunny is basically bribing you with chocolate eggs to like him, he might as well be saying 'get in the sack.'
    Her: Halloween is like Easter's cousin. The only day acceptable to take lollies from strangers and basically go into their houses.

  8. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:33am UTC
    You're the type of boy I'd make a sandwich for ;)

  9. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:30am UTC
    I take the 'the' out of
    physcotherapist

  10. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:24am UTC
    I try to not to laugh at my own jokes.
    But we all know I'm hilarious.

  11. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:23am UTC
    □ single
    □ taken
    ☑ mentally dating a celebrity who doesn't know I exist

  12. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:14am UTC
    Me: hey did you get my text? I need to talk to you
    Friend: yeah I did, what's up?
    Me: I've just been thinking lately.. umm.. oh god..
    Friend: oh no, what's wrong? are you ok?
    Me: well I was wondering.. Do you know the muffin man?
    Friend: f*ck you.
    oh yeah real story.

  13. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:01am UTC
    She laughs when
    you ask her out
    You laugh when
    you bury her

  14. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:51am UTC
    Witty
    _________________________________
    A discrete website for interesting
    yet random people, where you
    can express yourself without
    being judged. You can post
    whatever you like, whenever
    you like. Not everyone understands
    witty, so don't worry about idiots
    from school/work/anywhere
    to be joining.

  15. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 7:23am UTC
    *awake at 2am still on the internet*
    Me: I really have to pee
    House: HELL ITSELF IS NOT EVEN THIS DARK
    Family: We are so asleep and any move you make with disturb our slumber
    Bed: But look how warm and soft I am
    Me: I'll give myself a bladder infection.

  16. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 7:11am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 6:56am UTC
    Instead of Forever Alone
    Think of it as
    Forever Available

  18. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:45am UTC
    Being Mrs
    Stypayhoralikson

  19. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 3:32am UTC
    Me: Hey kitty
    Cat: Hey
    Me:
    Cat:
    Me:
    Cat:
    Me:
    Cat:
    Me:
    Cat:
    Me: wait cats don't talk

  20. PinkyRose PinkyRose
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:57am UTC
    People say money can't buy happiness.
    Well I'd rather be sad in a mansion.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles