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aria_monte
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:09am UTC

In class...
teacher: does anyone have any injuries or illnesses from the holidays?
student1: i hurt me knee from falling off me skateboard
student2: i have a sore throat
student3: i had a headache
me: i have... ONE DIRECTION INFECTION!!!!!
all the boys: *shake their haeds in disgust*
all the girls: * dammit why didnt i think of that*
me: *sit back like a boss*

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 6:19am UTC

whenever i see...
the add for 'organ donation' on witty,
i think it says 'one direction' for a split second.
fave if u do the same

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 6:52am UTC

me: i looooooooove 1D. Do u?
girl at school: yeah, me too. lewis is my favourite.
me: it's loui
girl at school: yeah lewis is hot
me: you mean loui
girl at school: yeah lewis
me: and u call urself a Directioner?

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 6:35am UTC

To all those wondering...
This joke is sooooooooo NOT true!
Normal person: JB is gay
Belieber: no he's not
Normal person:1D is gay
Directioner: we know
Directioners absolutely do NOT think that. It is just another stupid joke that is quite offensive.

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:18am UTC

has anyone else noticed ...
that vent is at the top of categories now

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 12:59am UTC

i hate it when people say everyone from one direction are British except Niall who is Irish.
Irish peple are freaking British.

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:17am UTC

5/4
teenagers cant do fractions

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 2:37am UTC

WHAT DOES 'PENDING MODERATION' MEAN AND WHY DOES IT HAVE 100-200 FAVES

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 10:12pm UTC

that awkward moment...
when you make a quote saying 10 faves and i'll make a series and you have the series worked out and you only get 7 quotes.
just me.

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aria_monte
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 3:58am UTC

Liam Hemsworth had to lose 7 pounds of muscle and Josh Hutcherson had to gain 7 pounds of muscle so they could be in the Hunger Games.
15 faves and i'll make a series.

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aria_monte
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 5:48am UTC

Dear witty,
if you had spell check then no-one would make silly mistakes that muck up their quotes.
yours sicerely, bad speller, anonymous

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aria_monte
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 5:38am UTC

Cause i'm no ordinary girl, in the deep blue underworld
fave if you thought if h2o just add water

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aria_monte
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 7:39am UTC

i put the phone back on the hook cause someone rang, obviously, and the phone fell on the ground accidently in slow motion and was just watching fall and burst out laughing, but no-one else found it funny :)

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aria_monte
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 6:20am UTC

fave...
if you fave your own quotes

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aria_monte
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:52am UTC

that frustrating moment...
when you totally own the teacher, but know one hears

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