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Me: Dad, a bird just flew into my windsheild!

Dad: It must have seen the driver and wanted to kill himself.
Me: Oh...

 

 

 

not joking and nmf

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Me: Dad, a bird just flew into my windsheild! Dad: It must have

481 faves · 8 comments · May 1, 2012 4:23pm

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emingtonn · 1 decade ago
'cause its a real conversation I had with my dad.
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abbeysroad333 · 1 decade ago
it says not joking afterwards? :c
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sarryc333 · 1 decade ago
sounds like something my dad wuldve said haha
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jaylynne · 1 decade ago
priceless, lol.
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kassandraxmae · 1 decade ago
LOL LOL LOL !!!
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cerislovesrichardwisker · 1 decade ago
LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH XD
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aimzxoxaimz1 · 1 decade ago
lol i might seem stupid for saying this but i dont get it lol :s
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bellawoahh · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAH!!
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