you need to stop being so ignorant. ive cried my self to sleep ive felt physical pain just by thinking about you ive isolated myself from the world. you need to stop being so ignorant. you need to show me that you care
*taking my dog for a walk* Dad: so how's your boyfriend? Me: I dont have one... Dad: what about Nigel? Me: Dad, his name is Niall and he's in one direction Dad: what about the other guys in one direction, why Pile? Me: HIS NAME IS NIALL Dad: so you like British boys now, huh Me: he's Irish Sister: *sees a labrador* Sister: look! it's a lad! Me: no Emma, it's LAB Dad: yeah, the only lad is Nigel Me: *growls*
The difference between witty famous and me... Witty famous person: omg it's been a week and i've only gotten 1,257 faves on this quote Me: omg i just logged onto witty after a month of being gone, and i have 1 notification!!! I'm so special!!
*Me on the couch listening to 1D* Me: Ah! this is Niall's solo!!! Sister: wow, i think you're obbsessed with him Me: umm no. I'm just highly devoted Sister: I don't know. Maybe you're just in deNIALL haha lol. Me: -_- Sister: Me:-_- Sister: Me: oh! i get it now! haha
*me and my mom watching a movie* Mom: I heard Brad Pit was in this movie. Me: yeah, *points to screen* that's him right there Mom: hey!!! that guy looks like Brad Pit!!! Me: tell me again how long you went to college -_-
hmm... this one quote i made looks lonely without any faves *clicked heart* i should make a better quote *clicked add a quote* *sees 1 new notifications* wow!!! i got a fave *clicks notification box* it said... incrediblysmarticle favorited your quote omg!! i love this person... o wait, thats me... I JUST LOVE WHEN I HAVE TRUE BLONDE MOMENTS
Mom: i am taking your iPod away Me: why? Mom: because you haven't vaccumed the whole house Me: but Mom, i NEVER vaccum the whole house Mom: well, then you better start *i take out vaccum cleaner and clean the ENTIRE house* Mom: ok, now put the vaccum cleaner away *i put it away* Mom: my bedroom isnt good enough. do it again *i take out the vaccum and do the floor in my moms room again* Mom: ok, i put your ipod on the couch in the living room, you can go get it now. *i walk into the living room* Dad: where's your ipod?? Me: on the couch Dad: well bring it to me. you didnt answer the phone when i called. you will not have this for a week. Me: stupid loud vaccum cleaner Dad: what did you just call me?? Me: o, i just love family -__- and that, my friends is just how another normal day goes at my house