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incrediblysmarticle

1. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2013 10:21pm UTC
   you need to stop being so ignorant.
   ive cried my self to sleep
   ive felt physical pain just by thinking about you
   ive isolated myself from the world.
   you need to stop being so ignorant.
   you need to show me that you care
   
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2. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2012 10:14pm UTC
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3. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 10:23am UTC
   *taking my dog for a walk*
   Dad: so how's your boyfriend?
   Me: I dont have one...
   Dad: what about Nigel?
   Me: Dad, his name is Niall and he's in one direction
   Dad: what about the other guys in one direction, why Pile?
   Me: HIS NAME IS NIALL
   Dad: so you like British boys now, huh
   Me: he's Irish
   Sister: *sees a labrador*
   Sister: look! it's a lad!
   Me: no Emma, it's LAB
   Dad: yeah, the only lad is Nigel
   Me: *growls*
   
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4. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 10:03am UTC
   Singing the Incredibles theme song whenever doing something sneaky or bada**
   
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5. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   I wonder
   if anyone's
   ever said
   "no"
   to the dress
   
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6. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 4:33pm UTC
   Here's to all the wittians that...
   *never get top quotes
   *barely make "pretty" quotes
   *have less than 20 followers
   but still love witty anyway.
   y'all are beautiful
   
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7. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 8:21pm UTC
   The difference between witty famous and me...
   Witty famous person: omg it's been a week and i've only gotten 1,257 faves on this quote
   Me: omg i just logged onto witty after a month of being gone, and i have 1 notification!!! I'm so special!!
   
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8. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 7:38pm UTC
   *Me on the couch listening to 1D*
   Me: Ah! this is Niall's solo!!!
   Sister: wow, i think you're obbsessed with him
   Me: umm no. I'm just highly devoted
   Sister: I don't know. Maybe you're just in deNIALL haha lol.
   Me: -_-
   Sister:
   Me:-_-
   Sister:
   Me: oh! i get it now! haha
   
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9. incrediblysmarticle
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 8:14pm UTC
   *me and my mom watching a movie*
   Mom: I heard Brad Pit was in this movie.
   Me: yeah, *points to screen* that's him right there
   Mom: hey!!! that guy looks like Brad Pit!!!
   Me: tell me again how long you went to college -_-
   
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10. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    whenever something gets awkward...i save the day by mooing <3
    
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11. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Whenever
    You kiss him
    I'm breakin'
    
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12. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:41am UTC
    Admit it,
    when you're on "top quotes"
    and you're on a page with a lot of "60" faves quotes...
    you'll fave half of them
    just so you can be the "69th" person to click the heart <3
    
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13. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Did you know...
    that you're
    More likey
    to be killed by a
    vending machine
    than a shark... nmf
    
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14. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    hmm...
    this one quote i made looks lonely without any faves
    *clicked heart*
    i should make a better quote
    *clicked add a quote*
    *sees 1 new notifications*
    wow!!! i got a fave
    *clicks notification box*
    it said...
    incrediblysmarticle favorited your quote
    omg!! i love this person...
    o wait, thats me...
    I JUST LOVE WHEN I HAVE TRUE BLONDE MOMENTS
    
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15. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    the person's laugh is
    actually funnier than the joke,
    so you really end up
    laughing at the other person's
    laugh
    
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16. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Not realizing
    just how STUPID
    your quote sounds
    until you type it
    -_-
    
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17. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Mom: i am taking your iPod away
    Me: why?
    Mom: because you haven't vaccumed the whole house
    Me: but Mom, i NEVER vaccum the whole house
    Mom: well, then you better start
    *i take out vaccum cleaner and clean the ENTIRE house*
    Mom: ok, now put the vaccum cleaner away
    *i put it away*
    Mom: my bedroom isnt good enough. do it again
    *i take out the vaccum and do the floor in my moms room again*
    Mom: ok, i put your ipod on the couch in the living room, you can go get it now.
    *i walk into the living room*
    Dad: where's your ipod??
    Me: on the couch
    Dad: well bring it to me. you didnt answer the phone when i called. you will not have this for a week.
    Me: stupid loud vaccum cleaner
    Dad: what did you just call me??
    Me: o, i just love family -__-
    and that, my friends is just how another normal day goes at my house
    
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18. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    So today...
    I was on witty, scrolling down a page
    and laughing at all the wanna be top quotes,
    when i realized...
    I WAS ON MY PROFILE
    LOOKING AT MY QUOTES.
    boy, i sure am a true blonde. lol
    
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19. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    THat
    Awesome feeling you get
    when you see a quote
    on "top quotes"
    and you're like
    "oh yeah, i was the first one to fave that"
    <3
    
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20. incrediblysmarticle
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    In the end...
    it doesnt matter who you have feeling for.
    It just matters who you're in
    love with <3
    -Holly Holiday
    
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