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mgrandma: I put $2,000 aside for your

wedding someday.



me: Aww, thank you Grandma! I love you.


my dad: What if she's forever alone?


me: I hate you.




 
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my grandma: I put $2,000 aside for your wedding someday. me:

569 faves · 3 comments · Apr 15, 2012 9:26pm

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OMG_somebody_actually · 1 decade ago
stolen from xoalicecullenxo
LOLOL
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justlivinglife79 · 1 decade ago
this is soooo something my dad would say,
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KelliePineGreen · 1 decade ago
Hopefully your new to witty. -.-
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