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Hey there you!!! 
I like puppies, rainbows, One Direction, my lovely friends, and FOOD. :>

My name: Kelly
Age: 15 : -)
Best Friend: ...the internet
Sports: anything fun
Biggest Fear: ...I'm afraid of grammatical errors. :0
One Thing I Wish I Could Say To "him":
... Hey there sexy. Your face, I like that ;)))
Follow Me :)


  1. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    gossip girl marathons
    always manage to make me feel better

  3. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Me: I'm going to diet and get a boyfriend.
    *five minutes later*
    Me: Ooohhh chocolate and computer
    *five weeks later*
    Me: i gained wieght and still single...
    oh yeah i forgot!...

  4. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 11:54am UTC
    The Notebook:
    In the Movie:
    "what happens if a car comes?"
    "We die."
    - -
    In Real Life:
    "what happens if a car comes?"
    "We die."
    "What the fudgebucket are you insane you freakin mother dunking lunatic!"

  5. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    - -
    This is squidward.
    He doesn't like you.

  6. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    It's Wednesday.
    My dreams.
    Are crushed.

  7. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    I'm an ugly quote
    Love Me?
    .and then make me a sandwich?

  8. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    i have just found
    One Direction
    and I'm

  9. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Are you afriad of being single for the rest of your life, or tell your best friends that you're going to live with 30 cats for the rest of your life?
    theres a name for that... ANUPTAPHOBIA.

  10. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    MY DEEP FRIEND: Its takes a second to notice someone, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love with someone, and a lifetime to forget them....
    ME: i can eat 30 chickenwings in under an hour...

  11. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    little girls
    are the easiest to shop for...
    just group them into
    justin bieber haters

  12. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT READ Stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed...her i...n the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
    You have 13 minutes

  13. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:56am UTC
    Reading quotes on Witty when i should be working <3

  14. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    This Boy...♥ Survey
    What color is his hair?: brown
    What style is it?: short
    What color eyes: brown
    Cute smile: yes
    Braces: nope
    Glasses: nah
    Abs: defff
    Height:5'5 prob
    What grade is he in: 10th
    How did you meet him: Adam introduced us
    How long have you known him: 2 years
    Does he play any sports: yes, baseball, basketball, and he did play football in philly
    Can he play the guitar: nooooo
    What about any other music instrument: nada
    Do you guys ever text: not anymore :(
    How about AIM: nope
    Facebook chat: noooo
    Last time you were on his Facebook profile: two minutes ago....
    Have you "liked" his profile picture: no
    he commented on any of your photos: idts
    Has he ever written on your wall:nope
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: shirt andd jeans
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: his blue shirt with kakis and high socks... (im such a stalker :/ )
    Where you're able to see his tattoo and abs: noo
    Least favorite thing: that he's not with me
    Do your friends know that you like him: no i decided its best i dont
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him: hope not
    Do your parents know?: no
    Do they know he exists: yea
    Do they know that you like him: noo
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?:yes
    Have you met his parents:only his dad (such a tank)
    What would you do if he saw your witty: he wood def never talk to me again...

  15. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    I don't need a quote telling you what i really want in a guy... if he really loves me he would do it without being told in a quote... </3

  16. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    That Awkard Moment When...
    it takes you FOREVER to finish color coding your quote and you forgot what you were gonna write... oh man what was i writing again.....

  17. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you see the advertisment and try to read it like its a quote :/

  18. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    I love you like a fat man loves cookies. (the good kind)

  19. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    I'm a loser. Thanks for noticing. :)

  20. _KellyK_ _KellyK_
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    That AWkWaRd moment
    when it takes you 5 minutes to come up with an insult and by the time the perfect one comes to mind they are walking away :/


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