_KellyK

_KellyK_

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Hey there you!!!
I like puppies, rainbows, One Direction, my lovely friends, and FOOD. :>
My name: Kelly
Age: 15 : -)
Best Friend: ...the internet
Sports: anything fun
Biggest Fear: ...I'm afraid of grammatical errors. :0
One Thing I Wish I Could Say To "him":
... Hey there sexy. Your face, I like that ;)))
<4
Follow Me :)

_KellyK_
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 9:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC

gossip girl marathons
always manage to make me feel better

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Me: I'm going to diet and get a boyfriend.
*five minutes later*
Me: Ooohhh chocolate and computer
*five weeks later*
Me: i gained wieght and still single...
oh yeah i forgot!...
FOREVER ALONE

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 11:54am UTC

The Notebook:
In the Movie:
"what happens if a car comes?"
-__-
"We die."
- -
O
"ok"
In Real Life:
"what happens if a car comes?"
-__-
"We die."
0_0
"What the fudgebucket are you insane you freakin mother dunking lunatic!"

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 12:13pm UTC

- -
U
____
This is squidward.
He doesn't like you.

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Me: FUN FRIDAY!
Teacher:
It's Wednesday.
Me:
-___________-
My dreams.
Are crushed.

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Hello.
I'm an ugly quote
Love Me?
....
.and then make me a sandwich?

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:10pm UTC

soooo...........
i have just found
One Direction
<3
and I'm
never
going
back!!!!!!!!!!!

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Are you afriad of being single for the rest of your life, or tell your best friends that you're going to live with 30 cats for the rest of your life?
theres a name for that... ANUPTAPHOBIA.
boom.

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 9:40pm UTC

MY DEEP FRIEND: Its takes a second to notice someone, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love with someone, and a lifetime to forget them....
ME: i can eat 30 chickenwings in under an hour...

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 2:24pm UTC

little girls
are the easiest to shop for...
just group them into
beliebers
or...
justin bieber haters

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 2:59pm UTC

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT READ Stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed...her i...n the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 11:56am UTC

Reading quotes on Witty when i should be working <3

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 9:51pm UTC

This Boy...♥ Survey
What color is his hair?: brown
What style is it?: short
What color eyes: brown
Cute smile: yes
Braces: nope
Glasses: nah
Abs: defff
Height:5'5 prob
What grade is he in: 10th
How did you meet him: Adam introduced us
How long have you known him: 2 years
Does he play any sports: yes, baseball, basketball, and he did play football in philly
Can he play the guitar: nooooo
What about any other music instrument: nada
Do you guys ever text: not anymore :(
How about AIM: nope
Facebook chat: noooo
Last time you were on his Facebook profile: two minutes ago....
Have you "liked" his profile picture: no
he commented on any of your photos: idts
Has he ever written on your wall:nope
Describe something he would wear on a typical day: shirt andd jeans
What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: his blue shirt with kakis and high socks... (im such a stalker :/ )
Where you're able to see his tattoo and abs: noo
Least favorite thing: that he's not with me
Do your friends know that you like him: no i decided its best i dont
Do any of your teachers know that you like him: hope not
Do your parents know?: no
Do they know he exists: yea
Do they know that you like him: noo
Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?:yes
Have you met his parents:only his dad (such a tank)
What would you do if he saw your witty: he wood def never talk to me again...
he

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 8:19pm UTC

I don't need a quote telling you what i really want in a guy... if he really loves me he would do it without being told in a quote... </3

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 9:34pm UTC

That Awkard Moment When...
it takes you FOREVER to finish color coding your quote and you forgot what you were gonna write... oh man what was i writing again.....

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 10:28pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you see the advertisment and try to read it like its a quote :/

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:31pm UTC

YOUR MY BFF!
I love you like a fat man loves cookies. (the good kind)

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:29pm UTC

YES.
I'm a loser. Thanks for noticing. :)

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_KellyK_
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:15pm UTC

That AWkWaRd moment
when it takes you 5 minutes to come up with an insult and by the time the perfect one comes to mind they are walking away :/
~~'~@

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