Rock | Paper | Scissors
I
understand that scissors beats paper,
And I get how rock beats scissors, but
there is no way paper can beat rock. Paper is
supposed to magically wrap arond rock
leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this
to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper
do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college
ruled notbeook paper constantly suffocaiting
students as they attempt to tak notes in class?
I'll tell you why, becuase paper can't beat anybody
A rock would tear it up in two seconds.
When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose
rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten
me with their paper I can punch them
in the face with my already clenched fist and say,
Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you .
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dont_judge_me · 1 decade ago
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i play rock paper scissors lizard spock
hehehe big bang theory