10 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

1. Walk around dressed in Black w/ a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme.And When someone asks what you're doing yell "Look out!" And push them behind a shelf.2. Go into a dressing room and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"

3. Ask a worker to take a tour of the store and take notes on everything they say.

4. When the announcements come on get on the floor and yell "The Voices! They're back!"

5. Have a friend push you in a grocery cart and yell "The British are coming!"

6. Stand in the freezer in the Frozen Foods section.

7. Put a bra and thong in a really mocho looking man's grocery cart.

8. Go up to random people and whisper "I see dead people"

9. Pass out Bananas to random people.

10. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.