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zoeollie54

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Member Since: 12 Nov 2011 10:57am

Last Seen: 12 Mar 2013 06:44pm

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Hi im megan! im 13 years old i blow out the candles on april 17(: (im the one on the right in the picturee)i love witty its the best website ever and i would hate if they shut it down. People yell at me because i dont really like anyone and everyone thinks that you have to. (hacked and im gonna stop making fun of you~sky)And also i LOVE CrazyFootballChick. shes amazing. (hacked! I love you too mega awesome) as you can see i couldnt live without my friends!. So yep thats me. kthanks bye! oh yeah and Megan Clear loves youuuu
  1. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    DO
    WHAT
    MAKES
    YOU
    HAPPY.

  2. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Cope Walks By
    me: act natural!
    cop: hello ladies
    bestfriend: QUACK!

  3. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Summer
    Hot sun
    Curled hair
    Sand between your toes
    Tanned skin
    Staying up all night
    warm breeze
    lazy days
    Bestriends
    Not. A. Care. In. The. World.
    2012

  4. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    I When you find a bug in your room,
    and your like alright,
    and you go get a napkin to kill it.
    But the bug decides it wants to go all MIA.
    And your all like,
    0_O
    .................................................................................
    .........................................................................
    .........................................................................
    HOLY #$WRIABNJAVon9034523@#!
    IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!

  5. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    boy : what direction do 5 gay guys walk?.....ONE DIRECTION!!! HAHAAHAH
    me : *death stare*
    boy : HAHAHA
    me :
    boy : haha
    me :
    boy : ha
    me :
    boy :
    me : you have 5 seconds.
    boy : *sprints away*

  6. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    "One time i straightened Harry's hair while he slept. He woke up crying"
    ~Louis Tomilson

  7. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    You know what i find amazing?
    A married couple were looking through some old photos of them when they were kids. The husband found a picture of him when he was 4 yrs old at Disney World.
    In the background of the picture there was a little girl. It was his wife, when she was 3 yrs old.
    The amazing part?
    They didnt even meet untill they were 20
    True story

  8. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    That Akward Moment
    When you and your friend are racing each other out of a store
    and you expect the doors to be automatic
    but they're not
    I think you know what happens from there.

  9. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Today I Discovered
    that walking up the stairs
    with your pants around your ankles
    Is a very hard thing to do.

  10. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    when you cant find a shirt
    Me: mom i cant find it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mom: check your closet!
    me: i already did its not in there
    mom: *goes and checks*
    mom: *finds it in my closet*
    me: ok i swear to god that was NOT in there
    EVERYTIME.

  11. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    I want, i want ,i want.
    To be loved by you♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    *What makes you beautifiul comes on in the car*
    Dad : oh yeahhhh this is my jam!!!
    me:
    dad:
    me:
    dad:
    me:
    dad:
    me : I love you dad

  13. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    Last night i had a dream.
    i was louis from one direction
    I was wearing a scarf
    My dad was dissapointed in me
    Because i was wearing the scarf
    the wrong way
    It was a pretty intense dream...

  14. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Watching my 7 year old cousins go on the easter egg hunt,
    is like watching the hunger games
    they each go down
    one
    by
    one

  15. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    10 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
    1. Walk around dressed in Black w/ a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme.And When someone asks what you're doing yell "Look out!" And push them behind a shelf.2. Go into a dressing room and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"
    3. Ask a worker to take a tour of the store and take notes on everything they say.
    4. When the announcements come on get on the floor and yell "The Voices! They're back!"
    5. Have a friend push you in a grocery cart and yell "The British are coming!"
    6. Stand in the freezer in the Frozen Foods section.
    7. Put a bra and thong in a really mocho looking man's grocery cart.
    8. Go up to random people and whisper "I see dead people"
    9. Pass out Bananas to random people.
    10. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

  16. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    10 ways to annoy people
    1) Name you dag "dog"
    2) Holler random numbers while someone is counting
    3) Begin all your sentances with "oh la la !"
    4) Speak only in a "robot voice"
    5) Wear your pants backwards
    6) Ask people what gender they are
    7) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend
    8) Sing along at the opera
    9) Mow your lawn with sisscors
    10) When at a resturaunt order diet water.

  17. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    AM i the only one who doesnt understand the
    " Pending moderation "
    guotes???

  18. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    the greatest pleasure in life
    Is doing what others say you cannot
    format by sandrasaurus

  19. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    The only reason people get lost in thought
    IS BECAUSE
    its unfamiliar territory
    format by sandrasaurus

  20. zoeollie54 zoeollie54
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Completly tripping, and falling flat on your face in gym class
    then getting up, and looking around to make sure
    no one saw you

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