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Member Since: 16 Mar 2012 01:40pm

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madi10122
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 7:50pm UTC

So what do you say when someone coughs?
Because when someone sneezes you say,
"Bless you"

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madi10122
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Fav
if you were
born
on your
birthday!

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madi10122
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 4:11pm UTC

The more you grow up the more you want to be a kid,
but society wants you to be an adult.

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madi10122
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:37pm UTC

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know know what you are going to end up with."
Well obviously a box of chocolates!

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madi10122
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 5:58pm UTC

If you want to sound
smart
say you were watching
60 minutes
last night.

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Any one else notice Shark boy was Taylor Launter?

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 3:50pm UTC

No, I dont have a pet.
I have a brother.

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Here is my cup of interest \_/
Oh look! Its empty!

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:06pm UTC

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "Up" button.

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Madi10122: (trying to fit a pencil in volleyball07xoxo pencil bag) It won't fit!
Vollyball07xoxo: Cause thats what every girl wants to hear.

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Congrats on your ability to make drama out of nothing!

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Anyone else who fakes the date on their paper so it looks like you didn't do it last minute?

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 3:57pm UTC

"I know what you are. You're pale white and ice cold..."
"Say it. OUT LOUD!"
"Ice cream!"

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 10:40am UTC

Today i had my first basketball game. One of our plays was Fire!
So my coach screamed,"Fire, Fire, FIRE."
Well this old man not knowing it was a play thought there was a real fire and decided to pull the fire alarm. Then the whole crowd ran out and now the play is called heat. lol

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Everytime you type lol, someone drowns.
Get it? The l's are the arms and o's is the head.

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 3:24pm UTC

You know your gym teacher treats you like a little kid when she brings out the colorful parachute and expects you to play with it.
This literally happened last week.

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madi10122
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

ALL VISITORS BRING HAPPINESS
SOME BY COMING
SOME BY GOING

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