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to do list:

1. Wear a shirt that says life and hand out lemons.

2. hire two investigators and make them follow eachother.

3. go into a crowded elevator and say with a straight face, "I bet you are all wondering why i gathered you here."

4.  make vanilla pudding and put it in a mayo jar and eat it in public.

5.  run into a store and ask what year it is when someone answers scream run and cheer out of the building saying
"IT WORKED !"

6. change my name to simon and talk in third person.

7. chase around joggers and blast eye of the tiger in your car for encouragment.

8. make blue kool-aid and put it in a windex bottle and squirt it in your mouth in public.

9. run threw the mall and scream,  "my eyes ! i can you God ! you and your angels!" 

10. go up so some random kid and say,  "grandpa?"

 


got some ideas from others but mostly mine(: 

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to do list: 1. Wear a shirt that says life and hand out lemons.

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