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grantsgirl321

1. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2013 12:15am UTC
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   a lot of girls want a sweet guy that will hold their hand..
   but to be honest...
   i want a guy to pick me up push me against a wall and make out with me,
   is this a problem ?
   hehe(:
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2. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 8:27pm UTC
   just because the world ends
   in a movie
   does not
   mean its gonna happen in real life.
   its like saying that one day
   i will become a
   wizard
   and go to
   hogwarts.
   i wish.
   
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3. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 12:58am UTC
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4. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   Teacher: someday you will need cursive its very important.
   i have never used cursive since then...
   i dont even remember how to do a Q .
   
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5. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 8:27pm UTC
   i would just like to say that #1
   all these years i've lied, not even once have my pants caught on fire.
   
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6. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 2:02am UTC
   Im i the only one;
   who thought you pooped out a baby as a little kid.(:
   
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7. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 10:17pm UTC
   " I LOVE YOUR HAIR ! "
   "well i did grew it myself"
   (;
   NMQ
   
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8. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   U-G-L-Y
   ,
   you aint got no ...
   alibi you
   UGLY YEAH!you ugly!
   am i the only one who remembers?
   nmf
   
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9. grantsgirl321
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 12:19am UTC
   Just think about it.
   hot + smart = jerk
   smart + kind = ugly
   kind + hot = dumb
   kind + hot + smart = Josh Hutcherson
   
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10. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 12:02am UTC
    tonight..
    my dad came up to me
    and said...
    "I pray everynight
    for a boy i dont even
    know. That his
    parents are perfect
    that his life is beautiful
    that he is smart.
    And that he is kind, funny,
    respectful, a gentlemen, good
    with kids, has good manners,
    is healthy, and sweet.
    someday
    i want that boy to marry my beautiful daughter(:
    thats right honey !
    your sister."
    GOTTA LOVE DADS.<3
    .nmf
    
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11. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Hey? got any grapes?
    we all know you went bumbumbum after hey..
    ♥
    
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12. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    HEY WITTIERS !
    Ii'ffavfave if you middle name is either
    Ann, Marie,
    Rose, or Elizabeth!
    if its not comment it !
    
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13. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    i just realized
    if someone figures out your email password. you will be screwed forever.
    
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14. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    my icecream man just
    dings.
    am i the only one ?
    
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15. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Quote #69,
    you have a sick mind..(:
    
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16. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    to do list:
    1. Wear a shirt that says life and hand out lemons.
    2. hire two investigators and make them follow eachother.
    3. go into a crowded elevator and say with a straight face, "I bet you are all wondering why i gathered you here."
    4. make vanilla pudding and put it in a mayo jar and eat it in public.
    5. run into a store and ask what year it is when someone answers scream run and cheer out of the building saying "IT WORKED !"
    6. change my name to simon and talk in third person.
    7. chase around joggers and blast eye of the tiger in your car for encouragment.
    8. make blue kool-aid and put it in a windex bottle and squirt it in your mouth in public.
    9. run threw the mall and scream, "my eyes ! i can you God ! you and your angels!"
    10. go up so some random kid and say, "grandpa?"
    got some ideas from others but mostly mine(:
    
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17. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:25am UTC
    you are now in,
    manual breathing mode..(:
    
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18. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:04am UTC
    Calling parents to ask about sleepover trying to trick a friend into thinking you can't :
    (on phone)
    Me: can i sleep over at ______ ?
    Mom: yeah just text me with all the details.
    Me: awe, dangit. WHY ?
    Mom: i said yes?
    Me: I understand..
    Mom: BUT I SAID YES ?
    Me: UGH. THANKS A LOT. its happened to the best of us(:
    
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19. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 12:33am UTC
    if you are actually care you will do this.
    because we all know that writing a stupid quote wont do it.
    get on the freaking computer & donate money ! gosh dangit you guys if you really cared you wouldn't just write a quote. DONATE !
    i am not so good with money AT ALL. like my mom can't buy groseries. i went babysitting got $30 & gave it to the invisible children. I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT ! I BELIEVE IN YOU !
    for the kids.<3
    not my format.
    
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20. grantsgirl321
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 1:01am UTC
    and may the odds
    ever be in your favor.
    now like if you did it in an accent.(:
    
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