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I hate it when I gently toss my phone on my bed
                  And it decides to ricochet off       three    walls,  knock        over my  lamp  and     hit the cat.


 
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486 faves · 3 comments · Feb 23, 2012 1:01pm

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laxer_nerd97 · 1 decade ago
*gently tosses phone, bounces off bed and ends up behind dresser*
*frantically calls for dad to move the dresser quick cause ur texting a guy*
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Absolom · 1 decade ago
and then the cat complains to you for about an hour and a half...
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Maddie_8 · 1 decade ago
Its from a website calm your selves..
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