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Absolom

Status: Well that was maddeningly unhelpful

Member Since: 15 Feb 2012 08:39pm

Last Seen: 1 May 2013 10:46pm

Birthday: March 17

Location: The TARDIS

Gender: F

user id: 274494

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The names Maddy
Im a pirate-ninja-leprechaun-vampire-werewolf
 


Like me and I'll like you
Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you
Feed me and I'll love you forever
  1. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Dear Autocorrect,
    Stop.
    Making.
    Me.
    Sound.
    Stupider.
    Than.
    Usual.

  2. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    I dont know whiich is worse
    That you liked me and I never knew
    or that, when you told me, it was past tense
    ©kaykayy04

  3. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    I know there's something I'm forgetting to do
    But I'm too lazy to try to figure it out
    ©kaykayy04

  4. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    It's so hard to forget that one peron who meant everything to you. Even after they've already forgotten you, replaced you, even after they don't need them any more.

  5. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Show me an argument ever settled with bloodshed, and then I'll call it winning.

  6. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    it's too late to apologize

  7. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like crying, like screaming until I can't anymore.
    It's like that feeling you get right after you've cried for a good long while. That complete and utter numbness you just can't shake. That's what I feel like I'm stuck in. Like I'm walking through honey and I can't get out. I know there are people who have it a hell of a lot worse than me. But I also know there are people who have it a hell of a lot better than me too. What I'm trying to say is, WOULD YOU ALL STFU. Not you Witty people, because we all seem to have pretty effed up lives. But you people in my school, with no worry in the world. I try to not complain about my life. Because 90% of the time, I know no one cares and it's not worth the effort. But honestly? I would LOVE to smack some of you and say TELL ME ONE THING THAT'S WRONG IN YOUR LIFE! Other than breaking up with your jock boyfriend because he didn't kiss you 24/7. I know I've made mistakes. I've made huge mistakes that I've never told anyone about. But if people like this keep pushing me, I might just make another one.
    I know you don't care, and most of you won't even read this. And you don't need to.
    Because I love you all anyways.
    ~Broken, and trying get fixed
    l©kaykayy04

  8. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    There's nothing like having your food set in front of you
    And having to wait for it to cool
    ©kaykayy04

  9. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Love,
    It will not betray you
    Dismay
    Or enslave you
    It will set you free

  10. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    On my knees and out of luck
    I look up
    ©kaykayy04

  11. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Hey you.
    Yes, I mean you. The beautiful one.
    It's not true you know.
    All the bad things they say.
    Because you are beautiful.
    No matter what they say.
    ©Kaykayy04

  12. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Hey Wittians:
    1.) Favourite [♥] this quote (So more people can see).
    2.) Copy this quote, add your username to the list below, and post it.
    3.) Then, look at the person above you and find their profile. Read their description of themselves, possibly follow them, then post a comment on their profile saying something nice about them.
    4.) The next person that adds their name below you should post a compliment on your profile.
    1. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp ♥
    2. JustinBieber2702 <3
    3.live_love_softball22♥♥
    4. pandabear33 <3 <3 <3
    5. katiedoll6868
    6. Absolom
    7.

  13. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    I'm bored.
    1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write the sentence here: My surprise reached a climax, however, when I found incidentally that he was ignorant of the composition of the solar system... (Sherlock Holmes I don't speak that fancy)
    2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s there? The wall
    3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Spongebob Squarepants
    4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:02pm
    5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?: 8:00pm
    6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Christina Perri
    7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I have no clue
    8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Tumblr
    9. What are you wearing? Sweat pants and a t-shirt
    10. Did you dream last night? That I was in a band with my friends
    11. When did you last laugh? Really hard? When I accidentally threw a carrot down my friend's shirt (She was mad..)
    12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures and stuff
    13. Seen anything weird lately? Everything my friends do is weird..
    14. What is the last film you saw? Hunger Games
    15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Bagels
    16. Tell me something about you that I don’t know: I have never eaten a pickle
    17. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change? I would make it so everyone felt beautiful all the time (and had the means to feel so, like food and shelter and water)
    18. Do you like to dance? I can't dance to save my life
    19. What do you think of the president? He's a good pres
    20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Danielle
    21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jason
    22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Abroad what?
    23. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? "And you were where?"

  14. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    My sister laughs like a creeper
    When reading texts.
    Then won't tell me what they say.
    ©kaykayy04

  15. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 10:04am UTC
    My dad just had a
    10 minute
    conversation
    with the cat
    format by: idance

  16. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I'm tired of all the "him" quotes
    because I don't have a "him" to think about when I read them

  17. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    The Hardest Part About Moving On,
    is taking that first step
    ©kaykayy04

  18. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:48am UTC
    And I feel horrible
    Every time I say no
    Sometimes I just want to say yes
    And just let it go
    But I'm done
    Making everyone else happy first
    I didn't realize thinking about me
    Would make me feel worse

  19. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:56am UTC
    "Sometimes it's fun to be stupid."
    - Jon Stuart
    ©kaykayy04

  20. Absolom Absolom
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Coulrophobia
    Fear of clowns.
    I have it
    So I'm going to have to ask you to step away.

:)

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