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WHAT DOES YOUR SENTENCE SAY?

BIRTHDAY MONTH 
January - I killed
February- I cooked
March- I kissed
April- I had sexual contact with
May- I held hands with
June- I played with
July- I showered with
August- I sang with
September- I met
October- I invited
November- I married
December- I partied with

HAIR COLOR 
Blonde- Justin Bieber
Dark Brown- Harry Stlyes
Redhead/Ginger - Drake
Light Brown- Cody Simpson
Black- Joe Jonas
Other- Bruno Mars

SHIRT COLOR
Pink - In my bed
Blue- in the ocean
White- At the park
Green- In the shower
Red- At school
Black- In his room
Other- On a boat

FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
A- Because I was drunk
B- because my mom told me to
C- Because he's worth it
D- And then I made-out with him
E- Because I love cake
F- Because he wrote me a song
G- Because he asked me to
H- Because he sang to me
I- And I enjoyed it
J- And then I killed him
K- Because it was my destiny
L- Because I said so
M- Because I love his hair
N- Because I love his personality
O- Because I'm cool
P- Because it was my homework
Q- And then I ate a toothbrush
R- Jk I didn't
S- Because we're in love
T- Because his mother told us to
U- Because he likes me
V- And then we ate oreos
W- And then we ate carrots
X- Because I'm a stalker
Y- Because I wanted to
Z- And then we went to the pool


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WHAT DOES YOUR SENTENCE SAY? BIRTHDAY MONTH January - I killed

10 faves · 10 comments · Jan 9, 2012 2:49pm

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Witty_Susan · 1 decade ago
Wuahaha xD

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imsopurdy · 1 decade ago
I invited Cody Simpson on a boat and then I ate a tooth brush. His toothbrush...
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Witty_Susan · 1 decade ago
Hahhahah xD All are funnnnyyy
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SwagItOut69 · 1 decade ago
I had sexual contact with Justin Bieber at school because he sang to me. Dream come true. <3 Lmao
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LittleRascalFlatts · 1 decade ago
I killed Cody Simpson because i said so :)
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ilyck612 · 1 decade ago
i partied with Justin Bieber int the shower and then i killed him -__-
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Anzelly · 1 decade ago
I killed Justin Bieber at school jk i didn't.

Too bad :(
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Witty_Susan · 1 decade ago
Hhahahahahah xD

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TakeAChance · 1 decade ago
I kissed Harru Stlyes in my bed because i was drunk .. Bahaha
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cream91060 · 1 decade ago
I married Drake on a boat because he's worth it!
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