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Dear boy that I'm "obsessed with",


I would do illegal things to your body. Don't be suprised when you wake up in a box in the morning. I told my mom to kidnap you for me. Not trying to sound creepy or anything, but we would make some sexy kids. ;)

 

Love, me.

 

No seriously, LOVE ME!
 

P.S  I'm going to go makeout with my pillow and pretend it's you. 

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Dear boy that I'm "obsessed with", I would do illegal

24 faves · Dec 24, 2011 10:44pm

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