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Those commercials; [Insert Drug Here] is amazing! My life has

534 faves · 2 comments · Dec 5, 2011 7:27pm

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potatoesarelife · 1 decade ago
bahahahahahah i love ur username!
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cookii_brookii · 1 decade ago
ikr!?! im like, wtf? if its a miraclev product, then why would we DIE if we have to use it!!!
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